L. said: I’d give it a seven.
I said: Yeah, it wasn’t bad the way I thought it would be bad.

Jim said: I hated it.
Allen said: If it had been a foreign film with no subtitles I would have liked it a lot.

Lauretta and Susan and I agreed: It had moments.
I said: I liked how the women courted each other openly in front of their husbands, as if they weren’t there.
Susan said: The backlit tears in the final scene disturbed me. Who cries like that?

I said: I liked not having a Q&A.
Lauretta said: And the director’s not here so we can say what we want.

Mary said: What was with the fucking techno music?
I said: They were trying to differentiate themselves from Downton Abbey.
Mary said: Ohhhh.

Then we said: What else are you seeing?

Then we said: We’re going deaf. It’s time to go home.